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"EPIC TURTLE" by derpyunicorn23
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once apon a time there was an epic turtle and he was onwend by a noob. he was the most epic thing in the world everyone loved him. he was also very rich. so he donated 5 times a year.
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he was the most epic person or turtle alive.