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"Milk x Cookies" by Sohf
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Life was simple at first. I was just surrounded by my siblings, my delicious, crumbly cookie siblings. I remember the exact day when.. it happened.
He was this big human, he grabbed all of my siblings and shoved them into his big mouth.
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That was the last I ever saw of my siblings. They were all gone and transfered into his stomach.
I had to run away, I did but there wasn't many places to go. He caught me, he picked me up. He got a glass of milk and walked into the kitchen.
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"Pssst! I can get us out of here!" Milk said. I instantly fell in love. "Really?" I blushed under my cookie cheeks. "Just follow me." He started to squeeze himself, I didn't know what he was doing. The human took a sip, I gasped.
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"SPOILED MILK?" He spit out some of the milk, there was still some left. "Good job." I giggled.
Months later,
I finally got the courage to tell him I loved him. I walked up to him and I said "Milk, we need to talk." He stood and waited.
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"I love you!" I blurted out. "I love you to--" he stopped. THe human tipped over his glass! Milk was pouring everywhere, he was dying!! "No, oh my god. Milk I can save you!" I moved myself over to suck up all the milk, it wasn't working, he was still dyin
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g. "GO, COOKIE! HE'S GONNA EAT YOU!" I couldn't leave him. I tried so hard to soak up the milk but the human's big hand was approaching. I jumped off the table, crumbling into pieces. NO! I was dying! I fell apart, I heard the human scowl as he picked up
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my pieces and threw me away. "I LOVE YOU MILK!" I said before he dumped me into a big trash bag. I didn't hear anything. Milk was already gone.