"Formal Apology" by Zekeanater

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Dear Nwemi, I would like to formally apologize for my actions on the 28th of February year of our loaf. My empty skull did not quantify the significance of my choices that faithful day. Not to say that excuses my buffoonery in the least but I humbly wish

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to give reason to my idiocy. Now I stand able to quantify not just my stupidity but the excruciating levels of cringe as well. I regret my actions and the effects of those actions deeply. Please inform me of any such ways that I might rectify these events

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I will strive to improve myself and not make the same bumbling mistake. I swear it upon my forefathers and upon the holy loaf themself. Any custodial work needed at the cafe I shall complete with the utmost haste. Thank You for gracing these pages.
-Zeke