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"Quick Health Ad!" by BigBoyBruce
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Have you ever found yourself strolling around the streets of Vindex looking for supplies and medicine to calm that terrible whooping cough you have? Well you have probably not heard of Quick Health Pharmacy than! Quick Health Pharmacy is a easy, and as
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the name itself describes it, quick solution to any inflamation, wound, common cold, or even the toughest diseases. Don't believe me? Take the word from reknowned Secretary of State, Seylum_Britannia! Here is what he had to say :
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"Quick Health (Pharmacy) has amazing service, for such low prices. Whenever I get sick, I go to their store and I'm cured for a cheap price!" The prices are unbeatable, while keeping top-notch quality throughout all of their products. Really, how could
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we prove it to you any further? Imagine this, you are just coming in from a stormy night to come home to your wife, pregnant with your soon-to-be baby boy or girl, and you go to check on her and she is shivering and overheating, both at once. You soon
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realize she has been stricken with a severe case of pneumonia, and the only cure for it is warm gel, so you run to the dollar store and they are out of the cures, as usual. Luckily, as you are sprinting to the hospital, you see Quick Health Pharmacy. You
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get in, get out, and get that pure, perfectly made cure back home to your wife and she is completely ridden of the disease. Those moments are the ones that matter, the ones that get you in and out quickly, inexpensively, and most of all, safely.
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The Quick Health Pharmacy has only been on the rise as of recent, giving nothing but praise to its creator, Doctor Deadly___. With the statistics to show, the Pharmacy has been on its' rise to the throne of pharmacies! Swing by small15 today to check it
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out, and do yourself a favor and pick up a few extra cures for a rainy day!
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Written by,
BigBoyBruce
Endorsed by,
Seylum_Britannia
Published by,
BigBoyBruce