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"Gross Jokes 1" by Fire601
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Really, Really GROSS jokes, riddles, and tongue twisters
-------------------The following jokes, riddles and tongue twisters are all appropriate for kids and adults of all ages -------------------By:
Ice_Creeper601 and Fire601
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What did the toilet tank say to the toilet seat?
ANSWER: Stop putting yourself down all the time.
-------------------What do you call a double dose of morning mist?
ANSWER: dew-dew
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-------------------WHat happened when the clumsy centipede fell off the roof?
ANSWER: He broke a leg leg leg leg leg
-------------------KNOCK KNOCK!
WHos there?
Warts who?
Warts up, Doc?
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Mr. English: Why are you hopping around my house like that?
Mr. French: I have to go to the bathroom really bad.
Mr English: Well, skip to my loo!
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-------------------What did Victoria tell Elizabeth before she left on vacation?
ANSWER: Be sure to pack plenty of queen underwear
-------------------WHat do you get when u drink tomato juice and butter milk
ANSWER - pink vomit
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-------------------WHat do you get when pigs pick their snouts?
ANSWER- Ham boogers
-------------------What do you do if you cross a firefly with a bathroom?
ANSWER- A bug that glows potty.
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Hansel: This forest is a filthy mess!
Gretel- It must be the home of the 3 pigs
-------------------WHat do you call an outdoor bathroom used by hippies?
A far outhouse, dude.
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What parasite cheers and blows a horn at sporting events?
ANSWER- A rootie-tootie cootie
-------------------WHat do you call a pimple on a duck?
ANSWER- zit down
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Show me a giant who punches a pod... and I'll show you some black eyed peas.
-------------------Gag writer- How would you like to buy 12 dozen disgusting jokes?
Comic: SUre. I can always use gross material
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