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"MapleNews Spe. 1" by MapleMabari
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SPECIAL
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Warning: 123KianCool was spotted trying to steal in the mall.
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MEDICAL INFORMATION
-------------------The Vibrio Cholerae Bactium had contaminated the water system. Stay away from tap water until the paper gives you the "clear".
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Workers are currently flushing the system and sicentists are still looking for the cause.
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Here is how to know if you have it:
Symptoms:
-Wet Diarrhea
-Vomitting may occur
TIP: do /health regularly.
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UNREST IN VINDEX
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A new protest took place near the bank today. Once more Firen was at the center of it all. Grandduke9 called for a peaceful protest near his club, though it didn't last long.
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A counter protest was called by 55blinging55, who promptly shop Grandduke9, making it all escalate in a violent mess.
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Yours truly got attacked as well; This type of violence against the press was commited by a lunatic by the name of "Ihazlolz", who seems to be against the freedom of press.
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Police had to be called to protect the property as we could hear shouts on both sides; "If you want him sad stop paying attention to him!" said Donaldthetrumpet. "He is not as nice as you think!" exclaimed Grandduke9,
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to which Middlethun promptly answered "Down with Grand, his ego did expand!"
The police had to disperse the rioters, jailing a few.
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The unrest still is going though as talks get heated. It is advised you stay careful when walking in the streets, as more violences could come.
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ADVERTISEMENT
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With an original Poker game, you will have hours of fun, as long as you bring the money!
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Do you like to read? If so we recommend the excellent "King's hand" as well as its following tome, "King's Army"! Firelord2001 really outdid himself with those marvellous fantasy novels, for sale in the mall, part 2 first floor!
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