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"Apha's News" by YourFriendFox
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=================== Alpha's News
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September 9, 2016
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Hello everyone! This is the first paper I have ever done, so please stay tuned!
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To start off, as usual
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Vindex has had a major amount of shootings today, as it's had everyday. Mostly thought, these shootings have happened around the bank, being that its a popular place to hang out. So, if you don't want to be killed, I suggest you steer clear of the bank,
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unless you need to get to the AMT. The police and swat have tried to stop these shootings many times, succesfully jailing the shooters most everytime.
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Time for a quick ad - Come over to Section 1, Floor 3, for food, cures
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and even a possible rare pet, like a polar bear or horse!! -
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OH MY GOSH!! I just stepped out of the bank as it closed, and some players just stayed inside and shot the cops. Wait - Some SWAT are coming - Ok, they've taken back the
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bank, and the shooters have been jailed. That was a close one.
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Thats all there is for todays paper. Maybe there will be more intresting thing tomorrow! :)
===================Now, for a quick Ad -
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===================Police Department of Vindex Nation Says -
"Do not break the Law. It will result in either Jail or Death. Be kind to all, and mind what you say. Thank you.
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Thanks for Reading!
:)