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"Dawson" by WobblyOrphan
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Dawson, Merry Christmas.
Mate, we've known each other on very short terms for years, but only recently started talking and becoming really good friends. You make me laugh and whenever I am around you I smile, not to sound queer, shut up nonce.
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You're a funny bloke and you some how manage to be funny even when we both want to Kurt Cobain. You're a great lad, and I want to remain friends. I gave you some of that good shit that you like, buddy. Merry Christmas and stay safe.
-Wobbly (Ps, I will
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be giving you $50,000 next time I see you online, please remind me)