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"MapleNews 2" by MapleMabari
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-------------------------------------- MAPLE NEWS
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Free newspaper edited by MapleMabari!
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PROPERTIES FOR SALE
a nice little unit in homes4sale, on the last floor is for sale for 22500.
An empty Wyndhamresort appartment is for sale for 30000, on the 8th floor of the left tower (win15).
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RECIPE OF THE DAY
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One Apple, One sugar and One Water Bottle will give you cider.
WARNING: Remember to drink responsibly!
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NEW PROMISING SHOPS
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In the mall, you may find Amberhope's shop on the last floor of part 1. AmberHope offers food and refreshments as well as advertisement in a really nice looking restaurant like shop.
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NEW PROMISING SHOPS
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On the first floor of part 1 of the mall, you'll find a truly lovely café owned by SpookyScary. The staff is friendly and the drinks delicious, plus it's a really relaxing little place! A must see in Vindex.
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ADVERTISEMENT
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Want to help MapleNews?
Feel free to donate by doing /pay business Mabari :)
For your own ad here, /msg MapleMabari! 50$ per ad.
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HOROSCOPE
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Endermen(21/12- 18/03): You should be more careful with how you spend your money. Love wise, remember to be courteous. A good opportunity for a job will arise!
Creeper(19/03- 18/06): Your love life rocks!
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Money wise it would be good to invest in something. Don't overdo it at work!
Pigman(19/06-20/09):
You'll find love in your family; you may want to stop overspending. Everything is fine at work!
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Ocelot(21/09-20/12):
Keep on working hard and it will pay off eventually! You may enjoy your money a little more if you use it. Everything is as usual love wise!
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INTERVIEW
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Today we interview Firen, Chief of the Fire department, who recently was at the center of some controversy. We hope for him it blows over soon, as he's been nothing but nice to us.
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Q: What is this about a protest against you?
A: I'm still trying to know that. There's multiple reasons, some are fake. We shall find out today what was the reason for it.
Q: How do you feel about it?
A: I'm cool. They're a bunch of
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people who want to start trouble over stupid things.
After this, Firen had to leave. We wish to thank him for answering our few questions!
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SHORT NEWS
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-Rumors of Alien invasions were heard yesterday.
-A group of agitators started riots against "George".
-Tests at the college are "too hard" for the youth.
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-A new trend of accusing others of being Illuminatis started.
-Doctors can now heal you again, as long as you go to /warp wild with them!
Thanks to Firen, Skitty_Kitty170 and the global chat!
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SHORT STORY
-------------------It was a dark cold night at the bank. Nothing was going on, like usual; Rick was simply bored out of his mind, fighting the sleep that tried to get to him.
His job was simple; ensure nobody got in the bank to steal.
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Not a hard job given how much security there was, but still, it was best to keep someone in here in case anything happened.
He didn't quite know how it happened, but suddenly all went black. he barely had time to hear the sirens go off when
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he felt pain in the back of his head and drifted off to a dreamless sleep.
More in next Newspaper!
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JOKES
-------------------Q: Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
A:ymmurc tlef ti esuaceb (read from right to left)
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FUNNY FACTS
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You can go back to preschool for a month by paying 1000$ In New York.
A flock of crows is called a murder.
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MapleNews comes out every 3 days! It's entirely free, though we do appreciate donations!
If you have any news stories for us, do /mail MapleMabari!
Thanks for reading!