"Jokes For All" by pony_punisher

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Dark Comedy

-Why did the chickeen cross the road? He didnt i killed hime on my lawn and ate him for dinner.
-I saw a diabetic kid. Trick or treating....
-I like watching people die... It reminds me of how dark i am inside
-One good thing about

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child mallesters is that they drive slow in school zones

Comedy

-a husband trysto mke a password on the computerhe puts in MyPenis the wife ROFLs because it says ERROR not long enough

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Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!

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Q: What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A: A waist of time.

If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?

Q: How do birds fly?
A: They just wing it!

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Fred: "Why do elephants wear red nail polish?"
Bob: "I don't know, why?"
Fred: "To hide in cherry trees."
Bob: "But I've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree."
Fred: "See, it works."

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Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911?
A: She can't find the eleven.

Riddle
Q;Whats black white and RED all over
A;A Newspaper

Q;poor people have it rich people need it if you eat it you die.what is it?

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A;nothing

Q;what has a head a tail and no body?
A; Coin

Q;what animal walks on all fours wals on 2 legs then walks on 3?
A;A man