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"Ender-News" by Enderhorse1
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ENDER-NEWS
2-5: The Guperman Debate
6-9: Inflation
10-13: Bank
Robberies
14-15: Why This is Not Long
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The __George__
"Situation"
Staff and players alike have been debating the issue of __George__, know known as Guperman. Guperman was banned from the server following an argument with a player, and later with AlphaSlii_x, the head moderator
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on VindexCraft. On the VC forums, Guperman has disrespected players for disagreeing with him about his ban being "unfair", and staff for voting on an IP ban. Guperman was IP banned from all VC servers, but he still has access to the VC forums. Today,
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there is a heated argument and poll about whether Guperman should be allowed on the VindexCraft forums. One of VindexCraft's richest players, when asked if George should be banned from the forums, responded with: "I believe he should be banned, because of
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the fact that he is a nuisance, and acts like a moderator to new and old VindexCraft players alike". The person interviewed, Floz, also mentioned how Guperman was rude to him on the VC forums when he spoke his opinion. Guperman may never see VC again.
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Economic Troubles
Vindex Nation, undoubtely, has economic troubles. Inflation and the rising prices of common and rare goods alike are leading players to purchase tickets to Sliitopia from AlphaSlii_x, the dictator who rules there. In fact, a
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5% tax was added to all goods at /warp shop, the adminshop, where most players rely on to purchase cheap blocks, items, and food. Sales tax, or any type of tax for that matter, was unheard of. Many residents of Sliitopia inform players that they have
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cheap and affordable housing, as well as a great government structure. Worst of all, though, buildings that should cost one-hundred thousand dollars are costing two-hundred thousand dollars in Vindex Nation! Inflation and other economic problems could
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lead to the ultimate downfall of the great nation we live in. Dragon_12dk, our president, has to act fast, as the situation is only getting worse.
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Bank Robbery
Frequency
There is no doubt that bank robberies occur hourly. It has become some sort of tradition to rob the bank when /bank rob reaches 1.00. Right on that time, criminals rush to the bank to attempt to gain some easy money.
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Many bank robbers are finding it easier than usual to successfully steal from the bank. One robber, Enderhorse1, has made ten-thousand dollars from robbing the bank today. Here is what he has to say: "Robbing the bank just seems easier overall now.
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Cops seem untrained and inexperienced, and they also use inferior weaponry. I am not complaining though, it means more money for me." WirelessPotato, the police chief, has not been seen making any major changes to the force. The citizens of Vindex have to
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have faith that this situation will resolve itself on its own.
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Why is this such a
short newspaper?
This is my first newspaper I have ever officially done. The lack of articles is because of the fact that I did not look deeply into anything, as I did not have the time. Later newspapers will have about
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five to six articles, each of them being about four or five pages long. I hope you enjoyed the first edition of Ender-News Newspaper, bringing you the important things you want, when you want it.