"The Post 10-2-18" by Srodins

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=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= The Post
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Tuesday, October
2nd

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SEC OF DEFENSE
RATTLESNAKE
RESIGNS >>>>>
See Page 5 for more
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=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Players Gear
For Halloween
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Yes It's that time of year...

Halloween Is just around the corner, And many players are expressing the proximity of the event by wearing festive skins.

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=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=And putting up propper decorations on their homes.

This has caused StampyFun_ Govenor Of Viridis, to prohibit all decorations until the 1st of October.

No matter, Vindex is gearing up for another Halloween.

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Wayne Enterprise
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Fashion
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For Custom Made
Suits
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Cheap, Stylish
And For any event ----------
Call Today
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=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= SEC OF DEF
QUITS!
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Today at around 2 PM Eastern Standard Time.
rattlesnake Secretary of Defense for the Herb Administration has resigned from his position. The reason he said was...

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=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-="It's on the forums"

Now applications for the position to fill his spot are flooding President Herb's Forum post.

He served a wonderful time and may God bless Him wherever he may go.

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=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= LL COLA
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In a Vending
Machine Near You! ==============

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=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Judge Activity
Reaches All Time
High
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Activity In the amount of Judges online has recently peaked to an all time high.

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=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Rec Center
Re-Opens Improved
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On September 27th The torn down Rec Center Has been re modeled and improved by the Police Officer, LilTayy.

She is said to have planned many things in the

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=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=future for this building and has already started soup programs for the homeless.

The pool will soon be once again open.

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=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=We From The Post
Introduce 4 New Sections To The Paper!

- Interview with a random
-Joke strips
-Houses for sale
-New Businesses
-Server news
================Trust The Post!

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=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Joke Strips
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How is a girlfriend like a laxative?

They both irritate the shit out of you.
================I'm emotionally constipated. I haven't given a shit in days.

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=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Interview With
A Random =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Today We Interviewed a random player, that player, That player was Deadly__.

We asked Him to tell us what he likes to do In VC this is what he said...

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=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-="well a very small version i like to cure people make sure they are healthy thats why i love vindex and our beautiful Health department!"

And when asked his plans for the future he said this....

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=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-="i am planning on a lot of new stuff for my company and the health department which i cannot say at the moment"

Truly an interesting player
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=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Properties For Sale
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currently:

wtc3
wtc4
wtc5
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=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= New Businesses
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- Kirkman Bank
- Vindex Postal Service
-Zeal

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=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Server News
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=Vindex Market Has been added, Along with Sewers and an upcoming voicechat.


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