This book has been manually flagged by NARA as being obtained through exploits. Its contents and existence should not be taken seriously.
"SS Guide" by WirelessPotato
Page 1 of 12
rtaydgshdgahDLGADEUGFhuihuihiuhuihuihuihuihuihiuhiuhiuahiufhauhfuehfuefhuiehfuisehuifhse§-------------------- Secret Service Guide
By: WirelessPotato
-------------------asdsahdfhueahfuiehfuieahfuiaehfuiaheuifheauifhaeuifhuieahfuiaeha
Page 2 of 12
The Basics:
Secret Service only protect §ggovernment officials. The following positions are:
1. President
2. Vice President
3. Speaker
4. Attorney General
5. Secretary of Def.
6. Secretary of State
7. Mayors
Page 3 of 12
Jurisdiction:
Secret Service have no power anywhere specifically the bank, the only places or times Secret Service has power is at the White House, or when protecting one of the mentioned officials, this overriding all jurisdiction laws
Page 4 of 12
Protocol:
You protect the government with your life. By becoming Secret Service you are pledging your life to Vindex and willing to take a bullet for any of the government officials no matter what, but you can never arrest.
Page 5 of 12
Protocol (cont.):
The Secret Service refrain from killing unless protecting a government official, and do not let any unauthorized personel get within 4 blocks of the official unless allowed by the official, if not they are to be terminated.
Page 6 of 12
Protocol (cont.):
If no government officials are needing protection the Secret Service is to watch the White House for any possible threats or tresspassers which are to be terminated on sight, NEVER arrest.
Page 7 of 12
Protocol (cont.):
You may not take orders from anyone other than the Secret Service Leader or any of the goverment officials.
You are to use your own equipment, although a Python and a Riffle are weapons of choice.
Page 8 of 12
Shortcut:
1. Only protect gov. officials.
2.§ Watch the White House if not protecting anyone.
3. Do not guard the bank.
4. While protecting an official you may override jurisdiction laws.
Page 9 of 12
5. Any threat within 5 blocks of an official is immediately terminated.
6. Your commanding officers are Gov. Officials and the Secret Service Leader 7. You protect the officials with your life even after you die.
8. You use your own equip.
Page 10 of 12
9. Disobeying orders will get you fired.
10. The President's say is above all else.
11. The location of government officials is classified on and off duty.
12. NEVER arrest. (unless its to keep a threat away from a official
Page 11 of 12
You should now know nearly everything there is to know about being out in the open.
You are ready to go, take the job seriously and avoid getting into conflict with fellow Secret Service or any other branch of police for that matter.
Page 12 of 12
If you feel this is not the job for you, you may put the book down and walk away. Being a big job, only the most qualified and experienced are to be given this opportunity.
And as always...
"Vivat fortium Draco!"