"Boyai" by Aemee

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The Boyai
A Religious Book








Chapter 1: The Beginning

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In the beginning, before there were oceans or trees or animals or skies, Jun roamed the earth. With strong hands he spread the oceans and created land, and with strong hands he uprooted the dirt and created trees. Then Jun said, "Yo dawg,

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can I get some light up in here?" And the sun appeared. After 18 days, Jun became lonely, so he said, "Yo Dawg, can I get some human beings up in here?" And the Gringold family formed in front of him. The gringold family was sent by the universe to be

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companions to Jun, and he liked them. There was the mother, the father, the brother, and the sister. Jun took a liking to the girl, and he decided to call her wind. Wind never spoke, but only whispered. One day, Wind drowned after being dragged underwater

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by an evil merman. Jun, heartbroken, called on the universe and asked for blowing air that whispered. He called it Wind.

Chapter 2: Repopulation

After Wind's death, there were three men on the earth,

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and only one woman. So Winds mother became the sold baby factory, popping out mutated inbred kids all day long. After the birth of Juns first child, which he called Sai, Jun fell in love with Wind's mother, who he called Rain. Rain did not love Jun, but

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Jun wanted to marry Rain and be a family. Rain had ten other kids to care for, and she was growing with age. So Jun decided that if he could not have her as his wife, he would have her as his childrens mother. So Jun and Rain created one more child. When

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it was time for the baby to be born, Rain was having complications. She died during the birth, tears rolling down her cheeks. Jun, heartbroken again, called upon the universe and said, "Yo Dawg, my girl died, can I get some water from the sky?"

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And water droplets fell from the sky, and Jun called it Rain.

Chapter 3:
New Beginnings

With Wind and Rain deceased, the brother and father soon followed, leaving Jun and his children and half children.

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Jun took a liking to one boy in particular. Jun called him Trues. Trues was a brave, hardworking boy, who obeyed his father, but Trues had a twin named Yoseph. Yoseph was a bad boy, and he would kill the sheep and set free the livestock in which the

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family needed to survive. One day, Jun went to Trues and said, "Yo Dawg, you gotta kill your brother dude. Hes annoying." Trues did not want to kill his brother, but he wanted to obey his father, so he murdered Yoseph. Wracked with guilt, Trues

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turned the knife upon Jun, and killed him in his sleep.

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~I hope you enjoyed my weird bible recreation. Please feel free to worship the gods of Rain and Wind, as well as Jun, Trues, and Yoseph. That'd be lit.