"Jr. News" by RussAbeJr

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Jr. News
Article Written By:
RussAbeJr

Date:
Friday, January 26

Top News:
Madman Smashes Cars

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Article 1:
Honk Honk!

Last night there have been multiple complaints about a man honking their horn at random strangers on the street. The man was un-identified as he drove through the streets before any person got to look at him. The man was in a

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taxi cab. If you see any person driving a taxi cab rapidly honking his horn at you, it's him.

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Article 2:
Madman Smashes Cars

A knew highered Fire Fighter known as Je11i has gone on a shooting rampage on parked cars. He ran through the streets shooting his Python at any parked vehicle. Whether it was a taxi, limo, cop car, or even a fire truck, he

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shot it.

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