"Local Grows PP" by Clearage

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BREAKING NEWS

Local E.M.S. Commander and known "British Person" Yahhzz is rumored to have had an increase in PP size. It is not confirmed if Yahhzz has a larger PP or not, and some even speculate that the E.M.S. Commander had his PP chopped off.

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Interview with Yahhzz:
Reporter: About by how much do you think it grew?
Yahhzz: An inch
Reporter: Some speculate it was chopped off, is this true ?
Yahhzz: Well....Last year .5 an inch was chopped off but another inch grew back so I'm good

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Countinued......
Reporter: What are some tips you have for others trying to make thier PP grow?
Yahhzz: You keep fiddlin with it and leave it out in sunlight.

Yahhzz then disappeared after that final question.

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