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"CID009-REP-SUMM" by rattlesnakee
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OPERATION CID009
Report #1, 10/14/2017 (American Format), Report Summary:
Today, I have called Commodore Karate_Shephard about the recent happenings. I asked about the situation with general sprinklesdude, he answered
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all my questions.
*We are trying to find out more about general sprinklesdude and his recebt actions, can you please explain what happened?*
"i was lagging really bad and then suddenly my hearts went down instantly, because i
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died while lagging"
*Did general sprinklesdude ever do something to you?*
"no, he and i are friends"
*So you claim that you died because of lagging?*
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"idk, i was just lagging really really bad and i died"
*Okay do you have anything else you would like to add?*
"Okay, i'd like to add I drop all charges against gen. sprinklesdude, he and I are cool, i dont if
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that means anything or not, just dont fire him over this."
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He also claimed in global chat that he is "saving sprinkles' ass rn" and then responded to gen. Redneck Shephard that he is "telling the criminal investigation
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department what happened over a call".
He kept telling me to not fire gen. sprinklesdude also kept saying "it was an accident", however if he was lagging, then how might he know if it was an accident or not? His testimony was very unconvincing.
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Report #2, 10/14/2017 (American Format), Report Summary:
After the first interview, we have asked sergeant major PurpKour, which has been mentioned in the fire request as well, she did not tell us much, however some information helped.
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*Have you witnessed general sprinklesdude murdering Commodore Karate Shephard?*
"No I was called to the police station after that incident"
*Did you hear general sprinkles' side of the argument?*
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"No"
*Could anyone overheard you at the police station?*
"Yes easily but i dont know if anyone did"
*In the fire request, detective PsychoGuy141 mentioned that you
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claimed that general sprinklesdude and Commodore Karate Shephard had a "beef" between eachother, is that correct?*
"we did not say that, it may have seemed like we were because we looked at eachother like that sounds
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normal (I mean I see officers get mad at each other all the time)"
*Do you think that general sprinklesdude really killed commodore Karate Shephard?*
"I honestly dont know, I never really knew
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sprinkles so I cant really judge off of that but because he was a general I dont think he would on purpose."
*Do you remember what exactly the police officers asked you?*
"they did not really interview me they
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just told me to fire sprinkles and I asked why and that stuff... and then had to explain that I cant"
*Who were the police officers who called you to the police station?*
"it was the malembo guy and psycho"
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Report #3, 10/14/2017 _(American Format)_, Report Summary:
We have contacted Lt. Malembo, and he provided further information, such as the information, that gen. sprinklesdude was arrested by Lt. Malembo himself, and Detective PsychoGuy141.
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After inspecting the screenshot attached to the fire request, I have made a construction of the situation in my mind.
General sprinklesdude is at the bank area, along with some other people, then he sees Karate_Shephard and shoots him, after that gen.
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sprinklesdude says in global: "rip", then officer YaBoiFast and detective PsychoGuy141 respond to the situation and find sprinklesdude in a car, trying to escape, they tell him to get out, but then general sprinklesdude leaves the game.
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After inspecting the screenshots, we have decided to ask officer YaBoiFast about the situation. We called him and told him the date of the murder and more details. Officer YaBoiFast then claims that he might have a video recording, and spends a few
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minutes finding it. When he found the video he uploaded it and provided us a link. After reviewing the video, we can see general sprinklesdude 2 minutes before the murder talking with friends in global and discussing many things, there is no chance
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his brother could have play, because gen. sprinklesdude was talking about many things in global before the murder, so general sprinklesdude LIED to us about his brother being on his account. We can see officer YaBoiFast being near the region "collinish",
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then officer YaBoiFast hears a gunshot so he runs to the source of noise, there is a corpse of commodore Karate Shephard, he follows detective Psycho and they see general sprinklesdude in a black charger trying to escape, they tell him to get out, but
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general sprinklesdude probably crashes and logs off.
We have then asked detective PsychoGuy about the situation, he confirmed us that gen. sprinklesdude was taken to the Westhedge jail and has been held there.
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After counting all offences of general sprinklesdude which are:
-> Murder of a naval officer
-> Lying about his brother being on his account during the murder
-> Attempted police evasion
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We believe general sprinklesdude should be dishonorably discharged.
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Evidence bellow.
-Sincerely,
Cpt. rattlesnakee,
CID Commander