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"RSI (Repo'd)" by SerialNano
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------------------- TOP SECRET
RSI DOCUMENTS
-------------------Agent: _Whopper_
RP Name: Whopper Cheese, Sirloin
IGN: _Whopper_
Occupation: RSI Leader
-------------------Year: 2017
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-------------------All RSI Gatherd Information
-------------------Highly Classified
-------------------For The Warlords Eyes Only.
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-------------------RSI Training
-------------------Training 1) Target Practice
Training 2) How to drive vehicles, Includes: Planes, Helicopters, Boats, Cars.
Training 3) How to Spy.
Training 4) How to proceed the RSI Raid Technique
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-------------------Training 5) How to talk differently to how you normally speak.
-------------------RSI Skin Template
-------------------bit.ly/RSIOfficialSkin
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-------------------All Gatherd Information
-------------------September 17/09/2017
British Timezone
-------------------7:50AM-Kidnapped PurgePlanet with PartyCakes and taken to Rebel Island.
8:00AM-Purge put in brig.
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8:01AM-PurgePlanet Tortured and failed to give any un classified information.
8:04AM-PurgePlanet taken to execution wall as found useless, he started running and hitting PartyCakes with a diamond axe, I shot him in the face.
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8:50AM- Kidnapped PurgePlanet Again On My Own in a heli. Put Purge in the brig.
9:00AM-Kidnapped chris2104 Put in the brig in another cell next to Purges cell.
9:01AM-I Torture Purge And Chris, they do not tell me anything classified so I decide to
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move PurgePlanet to the execution wall, once the door opens PurgePlanet attempts to release chris, Purge stabs me several times with a machette, I shoot him in the head.
9:04AM-I decide to move chris to the execution wall he
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decides to do as I have asked, once facing the execution wall I say "Tell me the info or die." He decides to run off so I shoot him in the face.
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