"How to gf" by SatireShadow

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This is a step by step guide how to get a gf. Here is everything you need to know.

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tip 1:quit roblox its fur scrubbbs
tip 2: play more minecraft
tip 3: quit rcg only play vindex
tip 4: Kidnap you "crush" lmao
tip 5: tell them they wont leave untill they are your gf
tip 6: once they comply tip them 0.00000001 a hour

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tip 7: you now have a gf

(next step for tip 8)

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tip 8: you bring them to your room and play minecraft together and love building with diamond blocks your pants slip down then (next page for rest)

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FUCK OFF YOU PERVERT