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"HPScript" by Dramatizedxx
Page 1 of 11
*Harry approaches Ernie and co. in the library, slowly and out of sight*
Ernie: So anyway, I told Justin to hide up in our dormitory. I mean to say, if Potter's marked him down as his next victim, its best if he keeps a low profile for a while.
Page 2 of 11
Hannah: You definately think it is Potter, then, Ernie?
Ernie: Hannah. He's a Parselmouth. Everyone knows that's the mark of a Dark wizard
*students murmer*
Ernie: Remember what was written on the wall? Enemies of the heir, beware? Potters attacked
Page 3 of 11
everyone he's had an unpleasant run-in with
Hannah: He always seems so nice, though. And, well, he's the one that made You-Know-Who disappear.
Ernie: Only a really powerful dark wizard can survive a curse like that
Harry: *steps out*
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Harry: Hello, I'm looking for Justin Finch-Fletchley
Ernie: What d'you want with him?
Harry: I wanted to tell him what really happened at the Dueling Club
Ernie: We were all there. We saw what happened
Page 5 of 11
Harry: Then you noticed that after I spoke to it, the snake backed off?
Ernie: All I saw was you speaking Parseltongue and egging the snake on towards Justin
Harry: I didn't chase it at him! I didn't even touch him!
Ernie: It was a very near miss
Page 6 of 11
Harry: *storms out of the library*
Harry: *runs into Hagrid* Oh, hello, Hagrid
Hagrid: All righ', Harry? Why aren't yeh in class?
Harry: Canceled. What're you doing in here?
Hagrid: 'nother rooster killed
Page 7 of 11
It's either foxes or a Blood-Suckin' Bugbear, an' I need the Headmasters permission ter put a charm around the hen coop
Yeh sure yeh're all righ'? Yeh look all hot an' bothered--
Harry: It's nothing. I'd better get going, Hagrid. It's Transfiguration next
Page 8 of 11
and I've got to pick up my books.
*walks off*
*discovers Justin, Petrified, next to the Nearly Headless Nick, also Petrified*
Peeves: *comes up* Why, it's potty wee Potter! What's Potter up to? Why's Potter
lurking--
Page 9 of 11
Peeves (new line please): ATTACK! ATTACK! ANOTHER ATTACK! NO MORTAL OR GHOST IS SAFE! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! ATTAAAAAACK!
*extras run on*
McGonagall: Return to your regular classes, students!
*ernie comes on as extras clear off*
Page 10 of 11
Ernie: CAUGHT IN THE ACT!!!
McGonagall: That will do, Macmillan!
Peeves: Oh, Potter, you rotter, oh what have you done, youre killing off students, you think it's good fun--
McGonagall: That's enough, Peeves!
*to Harry* This way, Potter
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Harry: Professor. I swear I didn't--
McGonagall: This is out of my hands, Potter
END
Directed and produced by: Dramatizedxx