"12/17/15 Paper" by owennw

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The
Vindex Daily
December 17, 2015
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Top Today

Why bother to murder a sick man? Why rob a poor man? Why would a city riot against a great police force? All this and more today.

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Morning Funnie

"Hey, Bob, geuss what!"
"What?"
"I got kidnapped today!"
"And yet you still couldn't buy any actual food."
___________________ Daily Question
Are you good-hearted?

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Good Food Word
Find connections between the tastes of the foods.

Pork-Chop=Steak
Sugar=Eggs
Coffee=Water
Sushi=Seaweed
Lamb=Chicken
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Christmas Cookies?

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Top Today

Dreaming of a white Christmas? Too bad! This year, it's gonna be yellow. That's because yellow fever breaks out once again. Doctors have also stopped going to the hospital as much. And hold onto your wallets!

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Today the bank was robbed repeatedly today. Congress may be changing a few laws about self-defence. Riots will hopefully get lighter and the Vindex streets will become happier. What great Christmas spirit.
___________________ Rhyme Time
Hat Fat Cat

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Homes 4 Homeless

Bob & Owen Co. are celebrating the Twelve Days of Christmas by helping Homes 4 Homeless, an orginization run by What_Can_Be to help the homeless. We are taking donations to help the homeless this season! Donations can be from five

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to fifty dollars. Please just send a message and the money to any one of us here at Bob & Owen Co. and we will be sure to help someone in need this holiday! Merry Christmas, readers!
___________________ Enter Bob & Owen Co.'s poem contest!

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The Inner-View

Today we interviewed Mikeskei, a 22 year old Real Estate Agent. He went into the business to make money for his business. He enjoys his job very much. He was also a worker on the police force and an actor. He also plans on robbing.

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Want your newspapers daily? Want to get some great magazines or books? Stop by at our mall shop on Mallt30! We have snacks and a nice reading area! We also have subscriptions to our newspaper! And want your ad in our content? Just call us!

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Books! Books! BOOKS!

This new year, Bob and Owen Co. is releasing some great new content! Want a builders guide? Check out our up coming Builder Magazine! Want a bit of mystery? Read owennw's up coming
"An Author on Court Street"! Merry Christmas!