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"Martian Downfall" by findude9
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In the year 2172, animals are being imported to Mars. Humans has already colonized several objects in space, but now; it's the animals turn. Wallabys enter the martian atmosphere in such high speed without such greed and lands on the terrain of Mars.
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The wallaby goes like "wow i took the biggest dump" as the others bump on mars. There's many conflict on Mars; the elephants declares war on the lions and the angular fish ambushes the sloths with machine guns and grenades, but eventually, it all calms
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down. The wallaby goes like "Man, I sure wish I'm at Earth" but I had to interfere with the story because this animal is too stupid to be smart. "HA, YOU'RE A RIP OFF OF A KANGAROO" I shouted with glee. The wallaby was insulted, and cries out "What's your
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problem?" but then I was like "yeah, do you want to fight? huh, do you want to fight?"" then the uncool dumb wallaby was like "Yeah, you're going down.", and so the battle begins. The awesome and cool me sends down meteorites which crashes down to the red
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soil of Mars. The dumb not cool wallaby was shocked, but is not accompanied with fear. The wallaby grabs a bit of leaf from the ground and throws it at me. I'm allergic of leaves and thought that it's cheating, so i simply stated "hahaha, i have some,
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magical tree armour that protects me from allergies!" and the wallaby was peed off, so the wallaby grabs a tiny bit of stone and THROWS IT at me. I got defeated with one hit. "You may won this time, but I'll be back." and the wallaby was relieved. The
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fearless wallaby walks through a crowd of animals. One whispers "woah watch out its a wallaby" and everyone got scared. The wallaby puts on a smug face and simply says: "it's party time." All of the animals dances to the boogie woogie music and the
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announcer makes an announcement: "All species behold, we give you COOL CAT!" Cool Cat enters the disco building of mars and yells "Hey guys, what's going on!" Everyone started screaming as Cool Cat is a celebrity of the animal kingdom. The wallaby got an
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autograph from Cool Cat and everyone is happy.
THE END