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"3/12/17 Paper" by KarateRD
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Karate Times
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Welcome to Karate Times! We will be making newspapers every week with the newest news of Vindex! If you want an AD in the next Karate Times newspaper contact KarateRD! $100 per ad!
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Christian Blocks'
Last Chance?
-------------------Earlier this week a fire request was made on Admiral Blocks of the Vinish Navy for hiring hitmen on people. After he realized that what he did was wrong, he apologized. Sec. Of Defense Fairy
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and Admiral Guiness decided to give him one last chance, and they said he would be on strict supervision. What can we expect in the future for Admiral Blocks? Only time will tell!
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Join The Navy!
-------------------Join the Vinish Navy today to protect and serve YOUR country!
-------------------Train
Serve your country
Protect your country and more!
-------------------Join NOW!
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Vindex Awards
-------------------There has recently been a new awards show created that features the Best Swat award, Best Sailor award and more! The awards will be hosted by Wobbly Orphan on March 18, 8:00 PM EST! Make sure to buy a seat while
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they last. There will also be an after party that sells tickets for $250 too! The attendance records are massive too with over 100 people attending!
-------------------#ExodusIsBad
Vote Jello__ for Congress to make our Nation Sweeeet again!
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Exodus Is Dead?
-------------------Recently the gang Exodus has been less active. Karate Times officals believe that is because one of the key members of Exodus, ExStrafe got banned and then quit the server. Does this mean the end of Exodus? Will any
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new gangs emerge?
-------------------Vote disneyfan for Swat Leader! *Active *Former Mayor *Will make prison breaks and robberies LESS common.
Come to Monster Pawn today for cheap goods! Located at cc64!
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Interview
-------------------Person Interviewed: Stilbruch
-------------------KarateRD: What are you doing currently on Vindex? Do you have any plans, any goals?
Stilbruch: Ingame or programming wise?
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KarateRD: Ingame.
Stilbruch: Looking for a house for me and my friends. Selling potatoes.
KarateRD: What about programming wise?
Stilbruch: Well I'll be doing either the Court plugin or elevators. Not sure.
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KarateRD: Alright, thank you for your time. Any last words?
Stilbruch: Im not good with any last words xD
Stilbruch: Bai
-------------------What can we conclude from this? A new court and elevator plugin is coming soon!
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Join The Army!
-------------------Join the Army today to SERVE and PROTECT your country!
-------------------Train
Protect
Serve and more!
-------------------Join NOW!
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Players Forum
Banned
-------------------Recently a large number of players have been forum banned due to useless comments on ban requests. The person believed to have banned them on forums is ultiment9. Fortunately, they are not banned
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ingame.
-------------------Come down to Target! We sell super cheap goods! We are located at cheap14, and it is the white wool building next to wtc and near spawn!
-------------------Want your ad here? Well then contact KarateRD!
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Thank you for reading! The next newspaper will be out next Sunday!
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