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"Sherlock and Poo" by DrunkPlatypus69
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Sherlock had nothing in his life he was losing a war to super awesome soldiers, and they always humiliated him on the battlefield. Then, one day, Sherlock would find his true pleasure, throwing feces at swagmasters.
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The Swagmasters would always retaliate by pantsing Sherlock and calling him a giant pooper. He would pee his pants and go home crying. His servants would always refuse to give him liquor because it would make him even sadder. That's right don't drink kids
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One day while pooping in the chimney, Sherlock found his new best friend. It was a giant turd named Corn. Corn loved Sherlock. Sherlock loved Corn. They were one big happy family. They shared great big hugs and kisses from one to another.
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But then one day, Sherlock decided he was done with Corn after he realized that Corn was a crappy friend. (Yeah, I hate that pun too) However, Corn wasn't happy about this. He held Sherlock hostage and showed him footage of the Swagmasters
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kicking his army's buns hun. But then he was finally freed by his pet dog Poot. Poot put him on her back and they flew home only to get destroyed again by the Swagmasters.
the end!