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"Jokes by Helgha" by hhhelghaaa
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Helgha's Hit Lines
-------------------"Go choke on a cock"
"Commit"
"Oof"
"Suck my balls"
"Eat my ass"
"You attention starved"
"Go home white supremacist"
"I'm gay"
"You're gay"
"We're all gay"
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"Go sit on a cactus"
"Anal a horse"
"My penis is to big"
"xDrawr"
"2cute4urpoot"
"Corrupt cops"
"I want my lawyer"
"I'm not legally obligated to say anything"
"I don't have to speak to you"
"Prison sucks balls"
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"You should've been aborted"
"My mom tried to abort me, but I fought through it like a champ"
"I wanna be a teen mom but my pussys not prepared."
"I love me"
"I hate me"
"I wanna die"
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"Emos are just ducks that are on viagra"
"You know those adds on pornhub that have better quality shit and like rough hardcore shit, I wanna be on one one day"
"Sometimes I stick a paperclip through my finger skin and play with it for attention"
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"I need a razor blade to satisfy my needs"