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"Atlas Magazine#1" by Atlas Magazine
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We sat down with the owner of CollinCo to ask him about his company, here is what he had to say.
Interviewer: Why did you start your business?
CollinHH: Because i wanted money
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Interviewer: "Ok, so why are all of your employees animals?
CollinHH: "They do more work, and they do it faster"
Interviewer: "Some say you have a monopoly... is this true?"
CollinHH: "its not much of a monopoly, but some may say so."
CollinHH also stated
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that he infact does not have a drinking problem... we do.
Also he strongly supports you comming to collinco to spend money....
Later in the day we interviewed the Companies president Timmothy. this is what he had to say,
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Interviewer: "About your past, why come to CollinCo?"
Timmothy: "Collin and i had been buddies since business school and collin said "do you want to start a business?" and i said F*%$ Ya."
That was the end of our interview at the CollinCo HQ.
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ATLAS Yet Another big (but less popular) business is UnionCo, or MixerCo... whatever thay call it. no one knows... anyways they have reciently installed a wierd machine that makes a clicking sound, and when you give it iron it gives
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you a melon... we have yet to see how sucessful this new machine will be, as long as there are no complaints from the businesses near by about the noise it makes...
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ATLAS Another big topic is a story from downtown, The old Bloody Scribe Meadhall has recently recived an upgrade!, it has a fresh new look and it is as always open for business.
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THIS WEEKS FEATURE §§
This weeks Feature is Buckingham palace! today we are going to take a look at the newly built (and recidence of the president and VP) Buckingham Palace!!! The Palace includes 2 Master bedrooms, 2
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Drawing rooms, 1 Dinning Room, a Throne room and Over 40 Extra rooms... the palace is worth 2.6 Billion Dollars (If sold)
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ATLAS
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