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"Chuckle Doom" by Fat_Larry
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Chuckle Apocalypse.
By: Fat_Larry
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The world has been destroyed by the Tumblr menace. They found a way to clone themselves removing all need for a male partner, and now obese women of colour are the dominant people on the planet, the only surviving country
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is the USA. Since every civilian had their own AK-47 they were able to put up a resistance against the invading army, but it wasn't meant to last. The Tumblr army enlisted the most dangerous, most volatile and most intimidating enemy
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of the United States, the wild hogs. They charged through the south west, disrupting the US, and because the government didn't allow people to use tactical nuclear grenades, they were overrun. The president of the US, Keith David
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was pinned down by the invading Ree-tanks, sadly they were immune to his seductive charm as they had fused chastity belts to their vaginas. He was stuck between a rock and a flabby army of screeching banshees.
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He had only 1 option on his table, the most dangerous pair of plans in the united states' arsenal. A pair of plans so dangerous that it was made just in case Stalin, Hitler and Margret thatcher rose from the dead and teamed up. Keith knew that the
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was dangerous, but he had no choice.
He had to activate Plan 2-Mi and Plan 2-U
On their space base, Barry and Paul were relaxing on their view deck with their hoards of prostitutes. Barry turns to Paul, his shades glistening
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in the sunlight, "Oi, Paul, wanna see how many tarts we can smash in one night?". Paul turns to him, grin on his face, "Go on then". At the sound of this, the prostitutes quiver in fear, as they all know of the brothers sexual power.
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It was rumoured that when they had sex with a woman, she would convulse with pleasure and godly power until exploding into a paste.
Suddenly, alarms blare throughout the ROTH-R-M station. The recliners the brothers were lounging on lift up, propelling
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them through a shoot. As they slide down the Chuckle Cannon, they get equipped for the task they've been called for. Their Mosque-Busters jackets slides on to them. As they land in the shell, they grab the Chuckle Bag since they cant be arsed for
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this shit. The ROTH-R-M station comes to life as is turns into a massive monument to the Chuckles most valuable quality and fires them from the tip.
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As the Hog-riders are about to break into the Black-house, the chuckle cannon explodes, launching the Chuckle Battalion into the army. The Tumblr forces are taken aback by the figures that came from the sky. They had assumed that they were
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the strongest force in the galaxy, but they were sorely mistaken. As no one was stronger than the chuckle brothers. Paul turned to Barry, "Fuckin' 'ell! The fuck are we fighting? Fat cunts or fuckin' mutants". Barry annoyed by the delay of his daily
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tart smashing just yelled "Just fuckin' kill 'em Paul ya daft bastard!".
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The brothers pick up their CHUCK-13 weaponry. Paul picks up his CHUCK-13 M16, while Barry has his Chuckle-blaster, a rocket launcher that can blow up all of Istanbul. Paul fires into the crowd of fat chicks. Each bullet rips a hole through the
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11' thick flab of skin and fat, tearing through their soul and ripping whatever's left into meaty chunks of flesh. Barry launched the Chuckle-nukes at France, for no reason. He just hated France like any self respecting British born citizen. One
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of the legion runs at Barry, fork in hand ready to eat his arse. Barry turns round like a bloke with high self esteem entering a gay bar, and bashed the bitch with the Chuckle Chin-breaker, smashing her skull into tiny fragments. They launch the
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chuckle gas grenades that they got from when they killed Hitler. It choked the freaks, turning them into crumpled heaps of what they once were.
They were all dead.
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Paul and Barry walked up to the Blackhouse triumphantly. Weapons in hand. They open the door to see Ricardo Milos, dancing in front of Keith David. Keith stands up annoyed, looks Barry and Paul in the eyes and said, "Look, a nigga's gotta
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get what a nigga needs." Barry looks around the room, expecting to see more of the creatures. "Is that all then? Seemed fucking pathetic to me." At this Keith slammed down the pages of intel he had acquired on the Tumblr army. "That was
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only a scouting force" Keith said in his smooth creamy voice. Ricardo had creamed his pants. "The rest of the army is in Pakistan after they introduced shagria law." Paul was puzzled, "Sharia law? That thing that has women cover their tits?"
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President David was unimpressed "No, SHAGria law. It was made to make Muslim women feel more comfortable." Barry was fuming. He had heard enough of this bullshit.
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In Pakistan, the Tumblr slave forces were hard at work cleaning the fat folds of queen "Gorrillatits". They were young attractive men and women that didn't fit in Tumblr's idea of a strong powerful person. Out of nowhere, an airship appears
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over Flabfoldia, the new capital of Pakistan, "Oi Barry! To me, to you?" "Yes Paul, to me to you." Barry and Paul slam down to the earth like a meteor. Suddenly the repurposed Jihadi machine guns start firing at the godly Chuckle Brothers. Pinned
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down by heavy fire, Barry pulls out the Chuckle-bomb, then passes it to Paul, "To me, to you!" "To me..." Paul locks eyes with the gunner firing upon them, "... To you!" and tosses the Bomb like how a Chinese couple tosses a baby girl. The bomb
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lands at her feet, and explodes. The instant it explodes all the flesh is rend from their bodies, disintegrating them in a matter of picoseconds.
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The brothers then come across the "Pakiebasher Hotel" a former hotel, now used as slave accommodation. "Oi, Barry, think any birds in there?", Barry exited by the mention of some hot steamy action, runs forward to rescue the wayward
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harlots. Suddenly and Unexpectedly, the Tumblr forces, started firing on them from the top floor. Barry was getting quite annoyed, as he was done being pinned down. He saw that there was a alleyway with a roof over it, an alleyway that led to a
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nd let loose. He burned everyone in the building, ripping the skin with the flames, causing everyone to start screaming in pain. "For fuck sake Barry! You killed all the birds." Barry, who had not thought of that, dropped the CHUCK-13
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Flamethrower, and simply said "Fuck"
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Suddenly, Gorrillatits, came trying to get away on her mobility scooter, Barry points. "Oi look at that cunt!" Paul pulls out the Chuckle-Doombringer, a massive weapon with 23 barrels, a GPS satellite, unmanned drones, and a fookin laser sight.
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He knocks the mobility scooter, knocking Gorrilatits to the ground. Paul points the Chuckle-Doombringer at her face and holds the trigger. The Chuckle-Doombringer springs to life, crackling and winding, Glowing and pulsating, rattling and
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shaking, slowly building power. Then each of the 23 barrels glow with a deep red, like Satan himself was looking through them.
It fires 23 tiny red lasers, that go green.
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Gorrillatits laughs as she thought she was safe. Barry and Paul use the Chuckle-porter to teleport to the ROTH-R-M station. "Hit the button Barry!". Suddenly, 23 massive beams of photon radiation pierces the earth, cracking the surface,
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decimating the mantle, disrupting the core until the Chuckle Brothers, with their godly artillery, accidently blow up earth.
"Shit."
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THE END