"HOW TO NOT DIE" by SnazzyJava

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SAFETY TIPS
Published by Capt. SnazzyJava, Dec. 2016.

IN CASE OF EMERGENCY, CALL 911. If 911 is unavailable, make LOTS of noise in chat until an EMT notices you.

1. It is wise to carry milk at all times, in case of a bioweapon attack.

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2. If ever you see a fellow citizen choking, perform the Heimlich maneuver:
a. Stand behind the
victim, grasp them
firmly around the
waist.
b. Give them one
mighty squeeze...
you may need to
hit them. Choking to

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death is worse
than a few bruises.

3. If you find yourself caught in a fire:
First, make sure EMS knows that you need help. Then, if you have enough health, visually contact the nearest exit. Run swiftly toward it. Your liklihood of

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survival drastically increases if you're outside. If you're indoors and you pass out, the EMT may pass out before they can get to you, or may not be able to get back out to transport you. If you pass out outside, you are able to be revived AND transported

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4. IF YOU ARE ON FIRE
Do NOT open the chat! Your very first course of action should be to RUN TO THE NEAREST EXIT. Once you are outdoors, or away from the fire, it is safe to call for help. See previous page if you're confused...

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If you have any questions, our FireChief and EMT Captain are the very best resources out there, and are available most times a day.