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"Surferman Logs" by ProfessorOro
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Department of
Justice (DOJ)
Arrest logs
Rank: Colonel
Position: Detective
Name: Mike Ellis
Log Start: Feb 6, 2023
"Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere."
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Name:ยง Zekeanator
Job: Janitor
Charges: Att. Murder, Conspiracy to commit murder.
Date: Feb 6, 2023
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Name: NoGunControl
Job: BusDriver
Charges: Evasion of Police on a traffic stop, driving under the influence, posession of zipties.
Date: Feb 6, 2023
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Name: LegoBoyo
Job: Int. Designer
Charges: Murder, open carry, disturbing the peace.
Date: Feb 9, 2023
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Name: Riyadh
Job: Hobo King
Charges: Att. Kidnapping, Posession of Zipties, Att. Murder
Date: Feb 9, 2023
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Name: VindexWWI
Job: Server
Charges: Att. Murder, Open Carry, Att. Robbery
Date: Feb 9, 2023