"liam the sex man" by MrClean

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"Once Upon a Time\nThere Was a terrable person called LIAM!!!!!!\nand liam had sex with everyone in the land\nhe had it so much that everyone moved away and he was alone and sad cuz he had no one to hump and one day he got soooooooo angry that he decided t

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"go find a rabbit to have sex with and when he tryed the rabbit moved the much so he missed he was an very angry sex man then after that he decided to go for a cow sooooo one day he found a cow and he slowly went up to it and slowly unzipped his pants and

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when he humped the cow got happy and jiggled its butt back
and liam was such a happy sex man he had sex with the cow for the rest of the year and then in winter it was soooo cold when liam had sex with the cow his penis got stuck and was frozen in the

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cows ass so they where stuck for the rest of winter and in summer liam finally felt is penis hair again and he never had sex with the cow again he was alone again and then he found a turtle to be coutined