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"DoJ PR - 10/7/17" by aSnowman
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Department of Justice - Press release - 10/7/17
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After reports of a possible kidnapping in the domicile of Secretary of Defense, BarryBurns, the VPD acted swiftly in pursuance of the safe releasement of Deputy Surfer. It was
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soon founded the perpetrator was he himself, BarryBurns. I am still in disbelief I have to speak here today on such a shocking event, but we can affirmatively say the deputy was rescued unharmed. Currently, the secretary says it was no more than a 'joke'
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and ulterior motives are unclear. We remain strict on our duty of upholding the law, and steer clear of impetuous behavior. An act of this manner are certainly to be taken with extreme severity, in which it was. Mr. Burns has since been incarcerated with
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an exoneration pending. That is all we will be releasing as of today, thank you.