"dotcom is a poo" by findude9

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Hey there people! I'm dotcom, and I am a general. Lets go in an adventure! Today we'll be visiting planet Mars. Mars is the 7th biggest planet in the solar system next to the sun. So, here we go! -whoosh- Ouch, well, we're here! Oh boy, Martians! Let's

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ask them where we are. "Hello" I said, but the Martians said "lol poo" and I find that very immature. "Ahem, I believe you're being immature. Apologize." However, the martians got angry and decide to kick ME out of planet Mars. I returned with a sigh, and

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shouted out: "RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH." and the martians were singing shrek's theme song all of the sudden. So I gone back to planet vindexnation minecraft world and decide to make my own nation. I had it, silly ol' people with their kangaroos.

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So I built my nation. It's so cool, there's like a giant statue of me and everything, but then all of the sudden, a giant bulldozer which says on the side "Moderators" and took down my very swell-looking statue. I lost. However, i got a plan. I'll build a

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time travelling device to stop that moment from happening. However, I do not know how to build such thing... So i got a new idea! I'll contact alien life in hopes of finding an advanced civilization to build me one! Dang! How will I ever contact aliens...

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I know! I'll raise billions and billions of dollars on NASA research! But, how will I ever raise that much money... I know! I'll make a company and raise lots of money! Meh, how will I ever make a company out of scratch, I don't even know what do sell...

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I know! I'll go on scratch and remake minecraft! But is it possible to do such thing on scratch? I know! I'll make my own website where you can program! Dammit! How will I ever make one. I know! I'll hire a web designer and a web developer! But how

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will I ever find one... I know! I- i um, i.. i ran out of ideas i think

lol poop