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"The Author" by Squidblockz
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I was in the college crouching with my brother, Dobie299. While my other brother TheSouthPawScrub was outside I was telling him to get inside. "SouthPaw get inside!"
I said then i lost sight of him. We met in the gas station nere by. Luckily no one was
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shot. Then we went to the shop to get some bottles for water, but when we got them we couldn't get the water into the bottle. So we went to a house and and wrote near the pool. but when we left the house we heard gun shots and Dobie299 said "Run I heard A
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gun shot!" So we ran back to the house. Then someone tried to rob the bank. And we went to help. Then I heard gun shots and ran to a car dealer ship. When I was safely inside SOMEONE TRIED TO KILL ME!!! Then When he left I headed straight to the college .
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Then I sat on a bench to think... THEN! Bam an arrow right next to me! So i ran straight back to the college. and here I am now...
And That Ends Chapter 1!
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Capter 2
I am now looking for a house for me and my brothers to share. I'm not having much luck though. I have now stoped looking for house's and I'm at the... WHITE HOUSE!! And I can say it AWESOME!
Today i was trying to pass the chef test, when I
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was invited to a PARTY at everafterhigh's appartment. Its a great place and we're waiting for poeple to get here now. "Do you have any lava?" Said EverAfterHigh "No" I said Then i wrote some more and after awile "Dinner is almost ready" Said EverAfterHigh
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And so i waited... Then "Dinner is ready" Said EverAfterHigh "Ok" I said. Then we ate A delishish dinner. And after we ate... "Gross" Said EverAfterHigh "What" I said. No replie then "Wanna be friends?" said EverAfterHigh "Sure!" I said. "Then can you
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help me look for lava?" said EverAfterHigh "Sure be right back" I said and went to look for lava.
And That Ends Chapter 2!
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Chapter 3
I'm going to get a new job today. With any luck I'll be A Chef tomorrow. My brothers are trying to finds us a house/appartment. While I wait for my turn to take the chef test. YAY!! I passed the test! "woo hoo!" I shouted...
A few hours
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later I found A appartment complex called: Sea Side Appartment and inside I found me and my brothers a place to live! So after i set up a place to sleep. I decide to sort out the chests. I finished sorting out the first chest, and start to leave the
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room. But in the doorway stood a person! "Hi neibor" said the Person "Hi"
I said "Did you just move in?" Asks the Person "Yes" I said "Me too" said the Person "Cool" I said
"Nice place you got here" said the Person "Thanks" I said
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"Well bye" said the Person "Bye" I said "Phew he didn't kill me" I thought. Then I went back to my work.
And That Ends Chapter 3!
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Chapter 4
Ah the ocean! How nice, its A very good place to write. Later that day i decided to become an auther again i don't like being A chef. Now I'm trying to become a docter with any luck I'll be working at the Hospital by mid morning.
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I'm still waiting my turn for the doctor test the line it so long. But Now I'm second in line. I failed the test. I'm gonna be an author again I like writing A lot. I almost died a second ago! I was shot. But luckily i survived barely. Today I will
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hopfuly sell my book if I finish in time wich I think I will. But first i need to make plenty of copies. And I need to finish so I might not end up selling today but i might you never know. I just bought some books to copy this book onto so I hope I can
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Get it done fast.
And That Ends Chapter 4!
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Chapter 5
Man i never knew copying a book could take so long. Today while i was writing by the ocean Kawaiizara
came behind me. "Do you live here?" said Kawaiizara "Yes do you?" I said "yes" said Kawaiizara "Wanna come to my appartment?" said
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Kawaiizara "Sure" I said. And so we went to her appartment. When we got to floor 24 and inside her appartment Kawaiizara asked "Do you have any signs?"
"yes" I said "Can i have some?" said Kawaiizara "yes" I said. And so i went back to my appartment and
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got her some. I haven't seen my Brothers in A few days, I hope there alright. Finaly! Dobie299 is back I found him at the Hospital with a broken leg. I still found him.
And That Ends Chapter 5!
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To Be Continued...