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"The Crooked Tree" by Zyxl
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Once upon a time, there was a crooked tree and a straight tree, and they grew next to eachother. And every day the straight tree would say to the crooked tree "Your crooked. You've always been crooked and you will always be crooked and continue to be
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crooked, but look at me! Look at me!" Said the straight tree "Im tall and im straight!"
And then one day the lumberjacks came into the forest and they looked around. And the manager in charge said "Cut all the straight trees."
And that crooked tree is
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still there to this day, Growing strong and growing strange.