"affidavit" by Daviiidd

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On penalty of perjury and Obstruction of Justice, I, Daviiidd, affirm that all enclosed information is true to the best of my knowledge and that all events and facts within are true. I understand that this may be used in the court of law.
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I was performing my duties as Agent of the Secret Service. It has been a casual day in the whitehouse with my fellow Agents. Suddenly I hear a criminal near whitehouse. I immediately summon all SS Agent to whitehouse when going to the roof I noticed the

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presidential helicopter with akain in it and Livan. Then I see 2 rebels Murio and Los Espertanos as well as HullDoge. My Agents were about to fire when I had to tell them to cease fire since Akain let them into whitehouse. Until today it was unknown why

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whitehousepasses / allowance to the whitehouse has been given by people opposing the government and to our knowledge pose a threat to the President