"Army Troubles" by Fire601

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To whom it may concern,

I, Fire601, was fired earlier today, from Sergeant, 20 minutes away from rank up, by General** Puff_. About 2 days ago, on 1/24/16, he told me to go to the pent house,
a responded, "May I please be exused",

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he said " No " So I said, " I cannot get to pentagon, I gtg in 5 minutes for my great grandmas funeral " He responded " Well get here fast!!! " And I said, " Sir, it takes 5 minutes to get to the penthouse, I really need exused. " And he kept refusing to

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exuse me, so soon enough 5 minutes passed, and I had to go. In 2 days I returned aka today, 1/26/17, I was on ;ate 1/25/17, but that time was not involved with anything army. So this morning, I was painting, or as people are calling it "AFK painting" they

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said this meant that I was painting without paying attention, they said I was told in chat to report to AB, i did not see this, and I am still not sure if this was actually true or not. But eventually I said " Brb getting breakfast " So yes, I was away

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from my computer for about 1 min? Because I went back to recount my steps and it was 62 steps. and I ran to grab the poptart. So it was 1 minute TOPS of afk, which I apologize for, but it is not fire worthy. But if there is proof of these callings in

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global, I'd really like to see them, because I did not see them. Thank you for your time and dedication to reading this.