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"Yee ol' paper" by TheBurgermister
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THE NEWS OF THE CENTURY NEWSPAPER
Articles from this paper brought to you by: theburgermister
all articles based on real events from Vindex Nation and are emphasized for entertainment purpos
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Written by: theburgermister
ANGRY CITIZENS
TERRORIZE BANK
The official bank of Vindex Nation is being terrorized by angry citizens. police do roam the bank grounds at night, but can barely (next page)
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"detain the protesting civilians. What are they prostesting about? well, the bank is now known as a drug dealing center to many people, because it is closed at night. Youy may see oblivious drug dealers in chat announce to global that they have product for
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sale. These drug dealers wreak havoc on our bank area and cannot be arrested because police have no proof of any ilegal action. more news on this subject soon to come.
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TERRIFYING PLANE CRASH AT WEST HEDGE AIRPORT
A plane crashed horrificly at West Hedge Airport, involving police, death, and many injured.
Pilot: none other than our very own gamerboss84 . as him and his passenger,
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"at this point not documented, co-ownned this plane with gamerboss84. when police arrived at the scene they ordered all persons in the plane to evacuate, but the 2 co-owners refused to leave their over 60k dollar plane to crash with the pilot being able to
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do nothing about it. at this point only 1 person was killed, but many were injured, including police, because of this pilots carelessnes and selfishness. the co-owners have not been arrested but have been warned about wrecklesness.
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FIRES FROM WRECKLESS PLAYER CAUSES DISTRESS IN COMMUNITY
Over 4 fires were reported on the day of Thursday, February 19, all being set by one person. the name of this person is not to be released until futher noitice,
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but we here at The News Of the Century shall warn you about who you trust and who you know, because this person was well known and loved in the Vindex community. As always, our love and condolence goes to those hurt in these fires.
Places of fires(next)
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"PLACES OF FIRES FROM THE DATE OF THURSDAY, FEBRUARY THE 19. \n\n 2 of said fires wre not accesable by the reporter,and requested by police that the names of anybody or anyplace stay confidensial.\n3RD fire at World of Wonder, 4TH fire at\nWest Hedge Airpo
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This has been TheBurgermister reporting to these scenes and documenting them. thank you for purchasing your copy of The News of the Century newspaper.