"Lord of the Ogre" by findude9

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The green ogre lowers himself down towards a pond of the nature-infested lands and tries to find the others. The green ogre finds a donkey. The donkey replies with, "I like you, what's your name?" The green ogre says out with a great sigh: "Emm, Shrek."

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The donkey shouts out "Alright, Shrek. We're lost in the middle of nowhere and-" The donkey was interrupted, as Shrek finds a conch; potential symbol of authority. Shrek takes the conch and releases a shout with: "MY swamp." and blows the conch. The

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other lost fellows meet up with an assembly and decides to follow rules in order to keep civilization as we know it. Lord Farquaad leads the hunters as they attempt to hunt for food. All the hunters caught a gingerbread man and ate it. Shrek was furious,

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as they failed to follow the rules. Lord Farquaad was sick of the shenanigans coming from Shrek and decides to secede from the group. Lord Farquaad makes his own tribe called "The Farquages" and many people joins the tribe. Shrek sighs from disappointment

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as the only people with Shrek is the donkey and a noble-looking cat. The cat introduces himself as "Puss-in-Boots". Puss-in-Boots notified Shrek that he'll do some exploring to this unknown land, and discovered that the beast wasn't actually a beast, but

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a tree. Puss-in-Boots tries to notify the tribe that there is no beast, but members of "The Farquages" mistaken Puss-in-Boots for the beast, so they killed him with spears. Shrek lets out a big "Nooooooooooooo!" and is sick of the tribe.

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Shrek and the donkey teams up to represent the nobel knight, and grabs a sword and charges towards the tribe. Chief Farquaad says "Holy crap!" and seeks to find shelter. Shrek captured most of the tribes except for Lord Farquaad. Lord Farquaad swims

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away from the island and Shrek now owns his swamp-island.

THE END!