"VindexWeeklyNews" by IronPotato8550

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VINDEX WEEKLY NEWS
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BREAKING NEWS

Today, a man named Floda took two innocent people hostage and demanded a ransom. Sadly, one died. Police say "It was a tragic accident and won't happen again.

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GRANDA HIGHER THAN HIS RETIREMENT FUNDS

An elderly man was stuck on the top of a hospital today. Experts say it was "hax" that got him up there. The man was screaming, "I've got mad gas!"

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PUBLIC WARNING

A group called "The Sniper Parkourists" are roaming the streets. Or shall I say hights. SP has sniped innocents by climbing high in building and killing whoever they can lay their sights on. Please watch out for these people.

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MORE CRIME

According to experts, crime rates have gone up 50% since PvP was enabled in the streets. Please be careful when walking around seawall, for it is infested with gangers "RDMing and robbing the bank," says a passerby.