"vogue: shrek" by findude9

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We speak with honour, as Shrek the Ogre will be answering questions! Shrek says 'thank you for the introduction' as we speak. Shrek will be answering multiples of questions, so I hope you're ready.

Q1. hi
A. hi

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Q2. Why do you scare people in such senseless way?
A. Excuse me? Well I'll be the most finest example of an ogre, so be quiet.

Q3. why are you so, um, stupid
A. because i read this question

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Q4. Your movie is full of adult jokes and I must say, that is unforgiveable for a movie intended for everyone.
A. shut up, you're worse than donkey

Q5. shrek have you seen shrek fan art
A. Okay, just to clear things. No, I don't love shadow the hedgehog

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so BE QUIET DANG IT.

Q6. lol shrek meme xDD
A. so, your point?

Q7. what's your favourite book
A. Shrek by William Steig

Q8. where's lord farquaad
A. he ded

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Q9. What's your opinion on donkey?
A. Well, he's annoying. However, we're like the mario brothers.

Q10. shrek opinions on mongolia
A. don't care

Q11. do the roar
A. no

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A. hi

Q13. watch out i got your club penguin account
A. NO

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Q14. do you watch this movie called shrek?
A. Well you know, I heard of it. I might watch it in the future.

Q15. lol
A. what

Q16. WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP!!! say that please
A. no

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Q17. What was Lord Farquaad's goal?
A. finally, a good question. Well, to be honest, I'm not sure. Maybe world domination.

Q18. how many people have you ate
A. idk

Q19. Oh come on Shrek, can i please join this?

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A. stay out of this, donkey.

Q20 (last question). somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me
A. idk who was singing that, im scared

Well here you have it. All 20 questions, answered. Goodbye!