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"Minejak's Story" by minejak
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It was a dark and stormy night.
Minejak the bodyguard was casually drinking at a bar. He had 1 too many drinks, well, 4 too many. He was having a good laugh at snowman's bar. Buying a round of drinks, and generally being drunk. It was eventually
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morning. Everyone headed out of the bar, left with only Minejak. He decided to go and sleep in a nearby fountain to wash out the previous night's memories. When he awoke, he saw 911 calls about the friendly barkeeper who served him drinks, Snowman.
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After listening to the calls, he eventually found out snowman was put in the mental institution. Minejak went to go and visit him. He was threatening everyone and telling them to stay back, and hearing spirits and ghosts. Minejak tried to help him, keep
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him calm. He eventually went to sleep in his cell, forgeting everything. But it was then, the rebels sent out a death threat to Snowman. Minejak the bodyguard when to Snowman's house, where he shot down the rebels in a fight to save Snowman.
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He was almost put in jail by police, until the police realised he was a bodyguard. Minejak is now living with Snowman for a week for saving his life. He has taken a break from being a bodyguard and is writing books to pass the time. BASED ON A TRUE STORY