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"Merry Christmas!" by Wolfiez
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Merry Christmas Cian!
I hope you have a lovely day and get a bunch of bits and pieces that you enjoy :P
I just wanted to write that i know we haven't been speaking much like we said we would, but i've been feeling better, and i hope you
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are too. I want all the best for you and i want you to be happy and not be upset (orhaveashittysleepschedule) *ahem*. I really am glad that you're one of my best friends because even though you can be jokingly mean, you really are sweet deep inside
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whether you believe it or not. Now enough of this emotional BS that usually don't spurt from my gob.
Onto the presents: I really had no clue what to get you because i couldn't remember what your favourite colour was so i just went very patriotic for you
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and i hope you don't mind, but thats my excuses out the way.
Turn over for lyrics from your favourite band :) (yes i wrote them all myself, no copy and paste here mister)
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Notice here by given,
That spring guns and mantraps,
To be placed on these premises,
So don't trespass over the line on the map,
Commissioners for oaths,
In the borough of Banbury,
Require the owners of rowdy dogs,
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To keep them on their leads,
We don't care because we're all animal lovers,
We like to share our lives with them,
Required of this song,
Is a case for love,
When everything else,
That keeps us together conspiring to tear us apart.
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At the pont where the sky and the earth touch,
Is the head of the Unicorn,
Nailed to the wheel in the middle of the town,
Is the nightingale alone,
Singing "Where have you put me,
I gave no signed consent,
I'd rather keep my
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place here,
And put up with your rent"
Because the sun is soft,
Like the narcotics sold in Boots,
We don't care because we're all animal lovers,
We like to share our lives with them,
Required of this song,
Is a case for love,
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When everything else,
That keeps us together conspiring to tear us apart,
Sleeping safe in your bed,
A slow motion circular film,
Inward looking,
The realm of moles,
Pressure-cooking in the home,
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No approvals in the out tray,
Not one today,
To the city no forever
The Good, The Bad &
The Queen.