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"1-17-2016" by AlphaDisorder
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--- THE VN TIMES ---
January 17, 2016
HEAD EDITOR:
Ezra James
SENIOR REPORTERS:
Brandon Rubright
(Brandon the Mudkip)
Trey Joneth
(roast_pork)
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TERRORISM IN VINDEX
By: Ezra James and Brandon Rubright
Citizens were rocked overnight by terrorist actions by a SWAT team member (CaptainHamsterX). The crazed officer camped out in the capitol, arresting anyone on sight.
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Even fellow law enforcement officers were unable to escape his rampage.
Senior Reporter Brandon Rubright had a personal encounter with the lunatic himself.
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For two hours he and others were subjected to arrests and abuse, with the criminal shouting racist and anti-Semitic slurs. After several profane tirades, the officer was finally subdued by another SWAT member (Not_Rexzy).
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After a tense stand off, the Secretary of State and the Director of the VIA intervened to assure the terrorist would never step foot on Vindex soil again. They also took action against another crazed supporter of the terrorist.
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THE NEW REPUBLIC
By: Brandon Rubright
A new republic is being built, in rebellion against our President, and there are some mixed opinions from various citizens.
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Leaders include ultiment9, as President, guinessgeneral, as Vice-President, and Sherlock1010 as Sec. Of Defense.
Not much is known about the rebellion, but we asked some citizens about their input on the topic.
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Fire-Chief Firen says: âMy leader and only leader is dragon_12dk.â My personal input is the same as Firen's.
This just goes to show that our highest government officials may not be as loyal to our President as we think.
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We need to be prepared for anything. Even a war between our highest government officials and loyal Vindex citizens.
Dragon_12dk does a very nice job with our country. We don't need new leaders.
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What is your opinion? Are you for, or against, the New Republic?
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(EDITOR'S NOTE: The âNew Republicâ was a staged rebellion done for fun over the weekend. There is no actual rebellion against the president. Our officials serve the President loyally. Please follow all laws and rules as they are.)
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BANK ROBBERIES
By: Trey Joneth
(Special Interview With: Brandon, Bank Guard)
Trey: How many people have you jailed at the bank?
Brandon: So far I have 11 pages of arrests, just in the bank.
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Trey: How many of those charges are murder/assault related?
Brandon: 90 percent.
Trey: What would be an improvement to the bank security?
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Brandon: Changing the vault code every few days.
Trey: I would suggest adding metal detectors.
Brandon: That would work too.
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