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"Statement" by 4Greedo
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Two off-duty DOC Officers walked into my bar, one fell down and scraped his knee. The other drunkenly stumbled over to help him up, I believe he stumbled and his knife fell out, where he attempted to catch the knife, tripped, and hit Barry Burns with it.
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I don't believe this requires any serious punishment other than a good scolding. and that is my statement.