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"Alphasii" by DrunkPlatypus69
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AlphaSlii was a crazy redneck that shot tresspassers on sight. One day, a mexican came onto his lawn, and he pulled out his shotgun, and BANG! The mexican was dead. AlphaSlii said that he was just trying to protect america because the mexican looked like
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an illegal immgrant. Nobody believed him because the town of east bumblefork was now protected by Politically Correct Arseholes. Anyone who listened was prosected to the court of LAW! Alphaslii went to jail, and got his nuts cut off.
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He was constantly patronized by his cellmate, El Chapo. El Chapo would always hit him with his sombrero, and would also force feed him poop tacos. This torment would go on until 2016 when donald trump was finally elected as president of the united states.
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"My first order of business" he started "release Alphaslii!" Alphaslii was released and his cell mate El Chapo was deported back to Mexico. Alphaslii went back to his ranch in east bumblefork and had steaks on an open fire while playing with his
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belt buckle. The next day, he was awarded a medal by Donald Trump for getting rid of illegal immigrants. He smiled and said "THANK YOU ALL! THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN! PRAISE THE CONFEDERACY!"
the end!