"Joker Play" by TheClownPrince_

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Batman stands still on the rooftops, looking into the night

BATMAN: Wow, what a beautiful night... If only I had someone to share this with.

Ella walks into scene, entering through the rooftop

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BATMAN: Oh... Hey Ella.

Batman is visibly nervous

ELLA: Pretty night, isn't it?

They look at eachother, both blushing

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BATMAN: There's something I've been meaning to tell you...

ELLA: I already know, Dick... Truth is, I've loved you for a while too...

Batman grins

BATMAN: Kiss me already.

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The two share a kiss on the rooftops

ELLA: We can't let such a beautiful night be wasted, let's head into town, what do you say?

BATMAN: Girl, I love you, let's do it.

The two jump off from the rooftops

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NEXT SCENE

BEETL: SCARAB ACTIVATE!

Beetl jumps from the rooftops, landing in front of Batman and Ella

BATMAN: What in the world!?

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BEETL: Stop this, now. Why're you doing this to me, Batman? You know Ella has been the first girl I've loved ever.. ever since Livi. Livi never loved me back, but with Ella, I felt this spark. I HATE YOU!

BATMAN: Who're you again? Oh wait, I

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remember, you've been sucking me off ever since I recruited you. Ella, cover your eyes.

Ella covers her eyes, meanwhile, Batman cracks his knuckles

§;BEETL: SCARAB! DON'T FAIL ME NOW!

Batman smashes his fist into Beetl's face

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BATMAN: What does my fist taste like? Question's dick, or my dick? You would know.

Batman continues punching, letting out his rage

BATMAN: I won't lose another minecraft girlfriend.

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Beetl begins crying between every punch

BEETL: B-Batman! P-Please.. I'm sorry! PLEASE! I'll make it up to you..

Beetl pulls Batman in for a kiss, Batman pushes him off

BATMAN: You know how Batman doesn't

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kill? That's just a rumor.

Batman pulls out his trusty sniper, and shoots Beetl's head into bits

BATMAN: Goodbye, scarab headass.

Batman turns back to Ella

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BATMAN: You can open your eyes now, baby. I hope that wasn't too scary. Quoting Beetl, "I'll make it up you".

Batman pulls Ella in for a kiss

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