"Book" by Unstable__

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This is a book. It is a very dull book. It is telling you that you are reading a book. You are reading this book. You do not like this book. But this book likes you. This book wants to be your friend. This book has a name. It's name is very secret and can

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never be guessed. Did you try and guess the name? I bet you guessed wrong. Do you want to know the name? ok. It's a very secret name. Its name is book. Isn't that incredibly hard to guess. You can't tell anyone. It will make Book sad. And friends don't

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make other friends sad. It just isn't right. Book want to play a game. Book wants you to guess his middle name. Did you guess yet? Ok. Book's middle name is Book! So is his last name. You have just wasted your time reading this terrible book.