"PresidentialHobo" by Xishai

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So there once what a girl, she was pretty gay ngl. Her name was Megan. She was like, a chill person, you know? The kind of person you'd hang around with. Well anyway. It turns out one day she actually turned into the President of Vindex Nation. But she

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made it so Delroy, the Secretary of Dick Fence is like, also gay??? You'd have to ask Megan herself. It's a shame that this story is set about 100 years after she died.
Anyway, there was this guy, Omega. He was the Hobo King. He made the President's

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life HELL! Honestly, like, the hobo's were everywhere, they like killed a lot of people. The sewers were their safe place n all. It was bad.

Well, to wrap it up. Megan was a good President, but died because of Omega.