"Akward Moments" by _DerpyGentleman_

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WARNING: This Book Contains Stong Lanuguage 18+
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|Akward|
|Moments|
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Hand Written By:
Sir_Timothy_
Published By: Vindexia Piblishers And Writers
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Hello. This is about Arquard Conversations, have you ever been sat there, in class, with your mate, who goes "Sup"
and before you can answer the teacher rips the shit out of you for speaking in class, you both get a detention.

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Now your sat in your detention, with the teacher staring at you like an axe-murderer over the top of her massive rimmed goggle-like glasses, and you dont know what to say. Normaly you would be all like "Oh my god that girl has a nice arse" or if you are a

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girl its, "oh, Harry Styles is so cute". Yet when you have an Axe-Murder like teacher gazing at you, you will find it almost impossible to strike up a conversation, and if you do, its like "sooooo.... how was your homework yesterday?", Normaly, your

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friend would go, "Shit, i forgot it"
But now the teacher is there, you say "Yes, I did it, it is verry good"
Then your friend goes "Dito dito", At this point your teacher is starting to get creepy. So you look up and forget it is your teacher,

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you shout "what u lookin at dip-shit?" and then realise those extra 20 minutes you added onto your life in a detention room. She doesnt even say anything, just gives you the Axe-Murderer look again, basicaly telling you "stay here for another 20 minutes,"

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***********************Experience the thrilling rides of black pool! Oh dear, you got ur bloody sick all over my shoes. Yep! you guessed it, The chat you have after you were sick over someone. "What the fuck? couldnt you aim somewhere else?" The victim

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will say, not at all considering the vile sick strings dangling from your chin, and the green look on your face. As you look up you feel more sick and know that your going to be sick again if you speak, but NOOO! they dont notice this do they. Haha, No

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they dont, infact, they use this even more, saying "Oh my god cat got your tounge?" because even though NO ONE SAYS THIS ANYMORE! It still sounds good! Dont you think? Yes, I think so to, And, Before to long, the gangrenous sick on his shoes dries up and

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you find it stained there for ever. This means that years later at your wedding or whatever you look at his shoes and go "nice shoes" then, like the teacher you get the allfamous Axe-Murderer look, saying 'If it wasnt your wedding i would have you beaten

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by a baseball bat with a nail in the end. But you see, no matter what, there is always a reason, next time you see those shoes he goes "If that bird wasnt there, i would shove a propane gass cylinder down your throat along with petrol and a match. Then

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finaly your on the football changing rooms and you look at his shoes hes changing into and go "cool shoes" now he slapps you, you slap him, the ref comes in, you are both made to shake hands, sound simple enough eh? Well YOUR WRONG! they say "what caused

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this fight" and you have have explain all about the Black pool rides and how you were sick on a kiddies train and all over his shoes.