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"Happy bum day!" by Honeyed_Lucy
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dear dez, (i thinkt hats this girls name)
ahem ahem ahem dear dezzzz happy birthday babe you stupid dumb ting, very pritty, ly lots my dude, take these gifts for my baptism-- your birthday! loving you more and more
-sincerely bob wait my name's Lucy
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your grandma is proud of you dear. and so is trev the cat!